I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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