So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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