That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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