its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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