New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm getting married
To pizza
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Pants are for mortals
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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