spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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