What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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