Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
vagina is talking i cant
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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