Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
