I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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