there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just want nice things and good sex
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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