She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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