let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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