Where did you get a picture of my penis
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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