How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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