I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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