i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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