I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
