PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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