Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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