TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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