on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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