This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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