but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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