i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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