You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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