Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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