it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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