and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I should be sponsored by Trojan
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
