Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
third nipple confirmed
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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