I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Randomize
