when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i think i scared a bird with my dick
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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