used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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