i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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