Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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