Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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