My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i love accidental penises.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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