He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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