And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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