I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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