Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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