Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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