Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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