No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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