i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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