Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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