So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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