My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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