Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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