I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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