we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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