The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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