i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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