i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
